Zika Virus
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Zika Virus
The virus is spread by mosquitos and has just reached Houston, Tx. Should we be worried? Is this another overhyped ebola scare? Should I cancel my cruise through the Panama Canal?
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It just made it to Dallas.
City officials are acting aggressively. Their first step was to announce a mosquito bounty program. Lots of skeeter hunters out this morning.
The City of Irving has also invited Ahmed and his family back to town to work on a high tech solution to the problem. I hear that the device he is working on involves taking a flyswatter and putting it in a pencil case.
City officials are acting aggressively. Their first step was to announce a mosquito bounty program. Lots of skeeter hunters out this morning.
The City of Irving has also invited Ahmed and his family back to town to work on a high tech solution to the problem. I hear that the device he is working on involves taking a flyswatter and putting it in a pencil case.
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A: “Not unless round is funny.”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
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Well, stay safe.
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My thought re. should you go on the cruise:
Clearly state problem, goal, situation. Investigate and understand the significant relevant facts. What are the risks, probability, and consequences. Analyze. Clarify expected benefit. What can be done to reduce the risk? Is it practical? Assess benefit/risk ratio. If "reasonable" ratio, go for it and don't look back but have a process to understand new facts and be ready to incorporate as needed.
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Clearly state problem, goal, situation. Investigate and understand the significant relevant facts. What are the risks, probability, and consequences. Analyze. Clarify expected benefit. What can be done to reduce the risk? Is it practical? Assess benefit/risk ratio. If "reasonable" ratio, go for it and don't look back but have a process to understand new facts and be ready to incorporate as needed.
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And slather on some insect repellent.Mountaineer wrote: My thought re. should you go on the cruise:
Clearly state problem, goal, situation. Investigate and understand the significant relevant facts. What are the risks, probability, and consequences. Analyze. Clarify expected benefit. What can be done to reduce the risk? Is it practical? Assess benefit/risk ratio. If "reasonable" ratio, go for it and don't look back but have a process to understand new facts and be ready to incorporate as needed.
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Q: “Do you have funny shaped balloons?”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
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I went on the cruise and I turned out fine.


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Which one is you?dualstow wrote: I went on the cruise and I turned out fine.
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I'm on the right. That's moda to my left.
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He looks kind of tired to me.Desert wrote: You're looking just fine.
Q: “Do you have funny shaped balloons?”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
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More iodine in their diet would help the both of them. Definitely!
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It appears to me they have been permanently supplemented.
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It was definitely a case of not enough iodine and possibly too much fish oil. Or a combination of both.
Oh, it's now being spread by sex so is that a problem for anyone here?
Oh, it's now being spread by sex so is that a problem for anyone here?
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I think that anyone who is having sex with mosquitos should be ashamed of themselves.Reub wrote: Oh, it's now being spread by sex so is that a problem for anyone here?
Q: “Do you have funny shaped balloons?”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
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You're just a mean old social conservative!!MediumTex wrote:I think that anyone who is having sex with mosquitos should be ashamed of themselves.Reub wrote: Oh, it's now being spread by sex so is that a problem for anyone here?
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A hater and a pervert? Disgusting!MediumTex wrote:I think that anyone who is having sex with mosquitos should be ashamed of themselves.Reub wrote: Oh, it's now being spread by sex so is that a problem for anyone here?
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But what if the mosquito of choice is an LGBTQFUGGITABDITORURTOASTXXXXXQRZ mosquito?Desert wrote:If a person is born with the desire to have sex with mosquitos, then they have nothing to be ashamed of. As long as the mosquito consents, of course.MediumTex wrote:I think that anyone who is having sex with mosquitos should be ashamed of themselves.Reub wrote: Oh, it's now being spread by sex so is that a problem for anyone here?
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MG told me not to have sex, and that's good enough for me!
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Ah, right. The cukor virus.Reub wrote:I believe he said sugar.dualstow wrote: MG told me not to have sex, and that's good enough for me!
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