Amazon is offering my latest book, for free-- for the rest of tonight and tomorrow (Saturday) ... but you need either a Kindle or an iPad with the Kindle app to get it.
Pit Bulls vs. Zombies
Veterinary pathologist Teri Matsen and her three Pit Bulls are locked inside the only government-sponsored laboratory on the island of Catalina. Meanwhile, a mutated canine distemper virus is causing domesticated dogs to die, reanimate and kill everything in their path... including their owners. When an accidental vaccine reveals that her dogs now speak English and have super strength, Teri and her Pit Bulls embark on a race to prevent the virus from spreading to the mainland and infecting the human population.
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"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. "
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"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. "
I don't know why but Pit Bulls vs. Zombies sounds awesome! And free is the best price. Thanks Adam!
"I came here for financial advice, but I've ended up with a bunch of shave soaps and apparently am about to start eating sardines. Not that I'm complaining, of course." -ZedThou
"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. "
This was my first time writing in the first person. And from the perspective of a woman, at that.
Difficult. Really, really difficult. Next one will definitely be 3rd person.
I probably should have been wearing the chaps when I wrote it. Could have made the whole process a lot easier.
"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is. "
