foglifter wrote:
...having no backyard to bury gold I feel kind of stuck and a bit scared: where the heck should I keep my gold when I finally make a move and jump into physical gold ownership? Should I use those fake Tide containers, put gold into the freezer, or whatever?
Putting the bulk of your gold into a safe deposit box is what's generally recommended. The scary stories on the internet are very much exceptions rather than the rule - that's why they're noteworthy. You'll need to call or visit local banks to get prices. Start with the bank where you have your checking/savings accounts, as you may get a break on the price.
That said, it is a good idea to keep some gold at home. I'm in an apartment also, so the PVC pipe option doesn't apply. On the other hand, it would be harder for a burglar to get in past the 24 hr front desk. The safest home storage option is a fireproof, waterproof safe that is too large for thieves to carry away. That is if you have a place to put one of those (I don't). Hiding places, though, are not hard to come by. I suggest doing a casual internet search on the topic and then
avoid those options, since they'll be too well known to a professional burglar. But it'll give you plenty of ideas.
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