Political Humor (or not as it is too close to the truth?)

[Mountaineer]

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
        whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
      a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
      at 15% isn’t.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
      job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
      nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
      and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
      murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
      that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a
      home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
      babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive
      and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
      free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
      should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
      allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
      give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
      Democrat Party sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
      the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
      get their agendas past the voters.

#1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to
    pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
    because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in
    America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those
    other countries.

[dragoncar]

#0 I vote Democrat because I know a strawman argument when I see one.

[moda0306]

#0 I vote Democrat because I know a strawman argument when I see one.

[RuralEngineer]

Not particularly witty, unfortunately. I'm leaving disappointed. I love political humor.

[Jan Van]

Isn't this list a bit old? freerepublic.com Posted on 8/24/2011

Now this one I think is a bit better:



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