For some reason, I thought doing a market wizard Mad Lib of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" would be a good idea...
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Can't touch this market call
My, my, my market insight hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to see what will happen next on the Street
It feels good, when you know you're never down
A super dope homeboy from Uptown
And I'm known as such
And this is a market call, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (can't touch this market call)
Yeah, that's crystal ball livin' and you know (can't touch this market call)
Look at my track record, man! (You can't touch this market call)
Yo, let me bust the funky future vision (can't touch this market call)
Fresh new brokers, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
But instead, you're gonna have to stay in your seat
And get a granny on the phone so you can treat her like fresh meat
Then watch it roll in from the pump and dump scam, hold on...
Pump a little bit, but make sure they don't know what's going on
Like that, like that, eat it like a snack
Cold calling on a mission and never ever fall back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a market call, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (can't touch this market call)
Why you standing there, man? Trade! (can't touch this market call)
Yo, sound the opening bell, churn that account sucka (can't touch this market call)
Give me a hunch, or maybe something from the inside
Make 'em sweat, I don't give 'em any place to hide
From my mouth watch the hot air blow
If you're talking about this Master of the Universe, you're talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
If the brokers are sweating, just pass 'em all a wipe
Or a trading system tape, to learn
What's it gonna take to make those client accounts churn?
The technical charts? Legit
Either work the phones hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
Can't touch this market call
Break it down! (Markets break down) Stop. Scammer time!
Go with the market momentum, it is said
That if you can't groove to the moves then you probably are dead
So do the Elliott Wave with your hands in the air
Bust a few trades, run your fingers through your hair
Do what I say and you'll be a winner
Dance to this and watch your wallet get thinner
Move, slide your wad
Don't wait for that market to plod, plod, plod
Yeah... (can't touch this market call)
Look, man (can't touch this market call)
You better get our newsletter, boy, because you know (can't touch this market call)
Ring the bell, market's open (can't touch this market call)
Break it down! Stop. Scammer time!
Can't touch this market call
Break it down! Stop. Scammer time!
Every time you see me on CNBC
The Scammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the market floor and Squawk Box wants me on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making predictions that just don't hit
I've travelled around the world, from London to L.A.
It's "Scammer, go Scammer, MOTU Scammer, yo Scammer"
And the rest can go and play
You know that's right
You can't touch this market call
You Can't Touch This
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Re: You Can't Touch This
I see that you've traded in your leather chaps for parachute pants. It's a good look, especially when one has their hands in the ayyy-err doing the Elliot Wave.
It's funny that you mention this since I was going through a lot of old CDs and video games, deciding what to throw out. I came across my old "Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em" CD. The verdict? Keeper, baby.
It's funny that you mention this since I was going through a lot of old CDs and video games, deciding what to throw out. I came across my old "Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em" CD. The verdict? Keeper, baby.
Re: You Can't Touch This
Can't figure out if you should get a Grammy or a psychiatrist.MediumTex wrote: For some reason, I thought doing a market wizard Mad Lib of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" would be a good idea...
***
Can't touch this market call
My, my, my market insight hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to see what will happen next on the Street
It feels good, when you know you're never down
A super dope homeboy from Uptown
And I'm known as such
And this is a market call, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (can't touch this market call)
Yeah, that's crystal ball livin' and you know (can't touch this market call)
Look at my track record, man! (You can't touch this market call)
Yo, let me bust the funky future vision (can't touch this market call)
Fresh new brokers, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
But instead, you're gonna have to stay in your seat
And get a granny on the phone so you can treat her like fresh meat
Then watch it roll in from the pump and dump scam, hold on...
Pump a little bit, but make sure they don't know what's going on
Like that, like that, eat it like a snack
Cold calling on a mission and never ever fall back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a market call, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (can't touch this market call)
Why you standing there, man? Trade! (can't touch this market call)
Yo, sound the opening bell, churn that account sucka (can't touch this market call)
Give me a hunch, or maybe something from the inside
Make 'em sweat, I don't give 'em any place to hide
From my mouth watch the hot air blow
If you're talking about this Master of the Universe, you're talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
If the brokers are sweating, just pass 'em all a wipe
Or a trading system tape, to learn
What's it gonna take to make those client accounts churn?
The technical charts? Legit
Either work the phones hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
Can't touch this market call
Break it down! (Markets break down) Stop. Scammer time!
Go with the market momentum, it is said
That if you can't groove to the moves then you probably are dead
So do the Elliott Wave with your hands in the air
Bust a few trades, run your fingers through your hair
Do what I say and you'll be a winner
Dance to this and watch your wallet get thinner
Move, slide your wad
Don't wait for that market to plod, plod, plod
Yeah... (can't touch this market call)
Look, man (can't touch this market call)
You better get our newsletter, boy, because you know (can't touch this market call)
Ring the bell, market's open (can't touch this market call)
Break it down! Stop. Scammer time!
Can't touch this market call
Break it down! Stop. Scammer time!
Every time you see me on CNBC
The Scammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the market floor and Squawk Box wants me on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making predictions that just don't hit
I've travelled around the world, from London to L.A.
It's "Scammer, go Scammer, MOTU Scammer, yo Scammer"
And the rest can go and play
You know that's right
You can't touch this market call
"All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone."
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