Everything you’ve been told about this exotic, royal, endangered species is wrong.
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Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct
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MachineGhost
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Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct
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Re: Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct
Great story.
I guess Siegfried and Roy's tigers were just as freaky as they were.
I guess Siegfried and Roy's tigers were just as freaky as they were.
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RuralEngineer
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Re: Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct
I nominate Pandas for extinction too. Any animal that won't have sex enough to propagate its species, even in captivity, deserves to vanish.
Re: Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct
maybe they're just not that into each other.RuralEngineer wrote: I nominate Pandas for extinction too. Any animal that won't have sex enough to propagate its species, even in captivity, deserves to vanish.
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My understanding is that since the male pandas "are just so cute" they all find themselves in the friend zone with the lady pandas, and this is what is messing things up.smurff wrote:maybe they're just not that into each other.RuralEngineer wrote: I nominate Pandas for extinction too. Any animal that won't have sex enough to propagate its species, even in captivity, deserves to vanish.
Another theory is that virtually all male pandas are actually homosexual, and if it weren't for the rare heterosexual or bisexual stud male panda the species would have died out long ago.
Q: “Do you have funny shaped balloons?”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
A: “Not unless round is funny.”
Re: Why White Tigers Should Go Extinct
Maybe the gay pandas can contract with the lesbian pandas to make a bunch of babies with the help of an intermediary. Similar to what happens today except under the contracts, the straight female pandas are laid off.