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http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/12/opinion/w ... ?hpt=hp_c2

(CNN) -- Here's a question that seems to be lost in the debate over the Scottish independence vote scheduled for September 18:

If Scotland votes to secede, does that open up a spot for another country? And if so -- Scotland, can we take your place?

[...]

In the past few years, as America has degenerated into political and economic chaos, it has become increasingly clear that we would be far better off if we apologized for our revolt against the Crown and requested to rejoin the United Kingdom.

There are four main ways America would benefit from unification with the UK: Brits have better health, less inequality, excellent manners and -- let's face it -- a superior culture. Let's improve our quality of life by joining them.

Pointedstick wrote: From the front page of cnn.com:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/12/opinion/w ... ?hpt=hp_c2

(CNN) -- Here's a question that seems to be lost in the debate over the Scottish independence vote scheduled for September 18:

If Scotland votes to secede, does that open up a spot for another country? And if so -- Scotland, can we take your place?

[...]

In the past few years, as America has degenerated into political and economic chaos, it has become increasingly clear that we would be far better off if we apologized for our revolt against the Crown and requested to rejoin the United Kingdom.

There are four main ways America would benefit from unification with the UK: Brits have better health, less inequality, excellent manners and -- let's face it -- a superior culture. Let's improve our quality of life by joining them.

MangoMan wrote:

Ad Orientem wrote: There are four main ways America would benefit from unification with the UK:
*Brits have better health [care]... Regrettably true

Debatable. Cheaper, maybe. Better? I doubt it.
Also, the dental care there is awful.

WildAboutHarry wrote: Try it out!  To the tune of My Country, 'Tis of Thee:

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save The Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save The Queen.

There are four main ways America would benefit from unification with the UK: Brits have better health, less inequality, excellent manners and -- let's face it -- a superior culture. Let's improve our quality of life by joining them.

MangoMan wrote:

MangoMan wrote: Also, the dental care there is awful.

amazing what time-lapse photography can accomplish