dualstow wrote: ↑Thu Nov 06, 2025 10:38 am Don’t be shy, Vinny.
Vinny privately told me that he gave the kid 2 candy corns, a tootsie roll, and one of those mini kitkat bars, which constitutes 0.083% of the candy he’d prepared for the neighborhood. Had he known that this was going to be the sole bell-ringer, Vinny would have upped that to ten candy corns, five tootsie rolls, and 2 kitkat bars.
He purchased the items on October 25, 1:31pm after picking up 27 lbs of cat food and whatever mice eat.
And a fresh jar of liquid nitrogen fertilizer.
