Hillary's Private Emails: The Vise Slowly Tightens (What if...)

[Mountaineer]

My "wouldn't this be just crazy/awesome" prediction:

The general election is Bernie Sanders for the Democrats vs. Donald Trump for the Republicans, with Clinton and Bush running as co-presidents on an independent ticket.

I think you'd still have to throw a party.  It would be too good to pass up.

Wow, yes, that would require some drinking.  It might be less of a party, and more of me hunched over a cheap beer in a smoky, dimly-lit bar, weeping openly and bitterly.

MD 20-20?  Thunderbird?  Milwaukees Best?  Pearl?  Jax?  Busch?  Swisher Sweets?  5 watt incandescents?  Toilet paper for the tears?  "I've Got Friends in Low Places" playing softly in the background?  Playing bridge and yelling Seven No Trump to my partner while gazing at a hill of a bush and eating KFC?  Gosh, I'm getting psyched! 

... M

[Reub]

Evidently Hillary's super secure server was being stored in a smelly bathroom closet. Ok. I admit that I added the smelly part on my own.

[Tyler]

[img width=400]http://i.imgur.com/bv7W2x3.gif[/img]

Actual audio preceding the above clip:

Reporter: "You were the official in charge of it, did you wipe your server?" Clinton: "Like with a cloth or something? I don't know how it works digitally at all."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2OJwsit0WY#t=1m1s