Gyroscopic Investing

dualstow wrote:

dragoncar wrote: Why does a vampire need money?

Partly to cure boredom, and partly to help humanity, which he fell in love with over the centuries.

I'm thinking to pay thralled human butlers to maintain and defend his imposing manse while he slumbers through the ages, and so he can buy the Dallas Cowboys when he wakes up.

Something like that, hehe.
It's the vpp.